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Cutest Video of Fighter !!!

Some time ago I uploaded on YouTube what I thought was the cutest video I had taken of Fighter till that date. That record has been broken… and now this is what I think is the cutest video of Fighter that I have to date.

See Shorty and I were sitting Fighter up for a while and we were curious to see if he would be able to sit on his own. When he overheard us talking about it he gave a little smile so we took it that he wanted to try too. So we pulled out the camera, sat Fighter in front of us and then let him go to see if he could sit up on his own. This is what happened next. 

Is this or is this not the cutest video of Fighter to date?


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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #316, #317: Snow storm

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We’re eating at Tong Pak Fu right before Shorty has to run off for her Foruchizu thing at Isetan.

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Shorty: Ok fats I gotta go in 5 minutes.

Me: What? You’re going to leave me here alone eating Tong Pak Fu?

Shorty: Yah I have no choice. I can’t be late. Unless you can finish in 5 minutes.

Me: Oh yes I can… *gobbles down Tong Pak Fu*

Shorty: Idiot…

Me: My mouth is so cold. There’s like a snow storm going on in my mouth right now.

Shorty: Your body is Hokkaido.

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We went to the club for a swim.

Shorty: Ahh today weekend sure a lot of people in the pool wan!

Me: What’s wrong with that? More people more fun what.

Shorty: No.. don’t want them to cramp my style.

Me: Aye yah sure lah Olympic swimmer.

Shorty: Aiyah?

Me: No I meant like Aye yeah… Like Aye.. A-Y-E…

Shorty: HAHAA WTF IS THAT? ARE YOU A PIRATE?

Me: *ignores*

Shorty: If you’re a pirate, am I your parrot?

Me: *still ignoring* Okay meet me back here later ok?

Shorty: Braawkkk…. meet me back here later ok?

Me: Annoying huh…

Shorty: Hey Pirate… where’s your wooden leg? *kicks my leg*

Me: Seriously… this is what I married into?

5 Things I never Knew about Cycling before I started

My New Year’s Resolution this year is to do more cardio. In the past year I’ve done some swimming and some running but I haven’t been very consistent in it. What I’ve been quite consistent in doing is golf. While I think golf is exercise (and some people would debate that), one thing clear is that it’s not cardio.

I tried running and I kinda found it boring and people always say it’s bad for the knees. So I decided to try cycling. I’ve always loved cycling as a kid, heck maybe I could reignite that passion. So a couple of weeks ago I went out and bought myself a bicycle. I named my new bicycle, Fat Fighter

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I’ve only cycled twice so far but I’ve already learned quite a number of things that I never knew about cycling. I thought it would be interesting to share… for general knowledge sake.

1) There are two main types of bicycles for serious cyclists.

The road bike and the mountain bike. The road bike is like what Lance Armstrong rides. It has a thinner wheel which minimizes the traction on the ground so that the bike moves faster.

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The mountain bike has a thicker wheel with deep grooves on its tyres so it can grip the ground a lot better. It’s more stable on the road and off terrain. I ended up buying a road bike because a lot of my friends were riding it.

2) Bicycles are really expensive

When I grew up I used to write really simple bikes. Then one day my Dad bought my brother and I a mountain bike each and it cost a few hundred bucks. It didn’t have that many gears but it had some… and I naively already thought that’s among the best of bicycles.

So I was really surprised when I went to a bicycle shop a few weeks ago to buy a bike I learned that bicycles whether road or mountain bikes cost in the thousands. The budget models cost RM2,000 and the higher end ones can go all the way up to RM40,000. What the heck…. who knew bicycles could be so expensive.

3)  There are specific purposes of clothing for cyclists

Especially when it comes to road bikes, I used to wonder why everyone I see riding a road bike really decks himself out in the whole spandex outfit. I thought it was just because all road bikers are serious. Then I recently learned why.

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Clothing for cycling is spandex and tight because it’s supposed to minimize drag against the wind. That’s common sense. What I didn’t know was that cyclists’ pants had a special feature. Right below the crotch area there is a lot of padding. So much padding till it’s almost like a pillow. The padding is to protect the riders’ balls from the hard triangle seat. If you ride without those pants…. lets just say you’ll have two triangles, as opposed to two balls by the end of your ride.

4) The Cycling Community is very friendly

When I was riding up Genting Sempah this morning I noticed a lot of fellow riders who passed me greeted me with a “Good morning”. At first I was surprised and I didn’t know how to react. Then I realized that the community of riders in Malaysia come from all races and they’re all friendly. On my way down the hill this morning I greeted everyone I passed and they mostly acknowledged it or greeted us back.

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5) Mobile Apps has made cycling more fun

From my very first ride my friend Jeremy got me to download and track my ride with an app called Strava.

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I learned that there are many more of these apps where you can track on a map where you rode, the distance you traveled, average speed and more. Then you can also follow your friends to see where they have been riding. It makes cycling a lot more fun.

I just started cycling but I’m loving it so far. I hope I keep up with it. The one other thing I enjoyed about today’s cycling adventure was the breakfast we had right after at Imbi market. Was so much fun.

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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #315: Stomach cramps

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Me: Okay I’m running out of Things Shorty & Fatty Say. Better give me some shit baby.

Shorty: Ok wait till my stomach cramps come back.

Me: *silence*….

Shorty: There….

Me: What?

Shorty: You know stomach cramps like stomach aches… and you said give me some shit….

Me: That’s terrible. But you know I’m so desperate I might just use this really unfunny joke.

Things Shorty & Fatty Say #314: Shorty Changes a Song

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Have you guys ever watched this scene in Rush Hour?

Where Chris Tucker makes a big fuss at Jackie Chan for touching his radio. He said “Don’t touch a black man’s radio”.

So one day we’re in the car and I’m listening to one of my favorite songs of the moment. Timber by Kesha and Pitbull. A song Shorty doesn’t like. So she just changes the song.

Me: WHAT THE HEELLLL???

Shorty: What?

Me: You don’t touch a yellow man’s radio yo!

Shorty: What are you? DiGi?

What Women Need

A few days ago I read this article on TRS. It’s about a Singaporean woman and what she wants or expects in a guy. Now personally I kinda think that’s more like a prank because it’s really too extreme to be true but it highlights the underlying impression society has on the modern woman and their wants.

That’s the question we men often ask ourselves, what do women want?

I think what women want is a question that has various answers. Women are no different than men in this manner. What we want depends on who we are. We want different things. The thing about wants is that not only is it varied depending on the individual, it’s also infinite. We want an infinite number of things… so even if you know what women want, you’ll never be able to fully satisfy it all.

What I focus on then is: What do women need?

Security, love, physiological needs and more. It’s not a short list… but it’s not as varied as what women want. Unlike wants though, needs can be fulfilled. It is finite and most of it is obvious. There is one need though that I think isn’t as obvious and has only been made known to be recently and that’s what I’ll talk about here.

Our women (whether it”s our girlfriends or wives) need to be almost worshiped by their other halves not just at home but to people outside of home too. They want to know that their husbands or boyfriends feel proud of them. Proud because they’re beautiful, they’re smart, they’re talented, they have a kind heart… anything that she wants to be known or acknowledged for. They don’t have to know or think that you think they’re the most beautiful women in the world… they just have to know that all in all… they are the woman that you most want to be with in the world.

Why do I think this?

Because someone pointed it out to me. In the past some people have said that they envy Shorty because she has me (and I’m sure an equal or more number of guys envy me cuz I have Shorty)…. and it’s not because I do a lot of things for Shorty, or take good care of her or provide her with the security she needs… it’s because I make it known that I’m proud of my Shorty in many instances.

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Proud that she’s beautiful, proud that she’s the funniest girl I know, proud that she managed to fight adversity last year and give us Fighter, proud that she tries very hard for our relationship, proud that she constantly tries to take better care of me and many many more. I don’t just express that on my blog on Twitter but even to all my friends and she knows that. It’s like I almost worship her (I say almost because worship in its entirety is a word I save for God).

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Women need that. They don’t necessarily need you to think that they’re the most beautiful woman in the world or anything like that, but they just need to know that you acknowledge and are proud of them for their beauty, or  determination or talents or whatever reason. Something that we forget to acknowledge or remember as relationships drag on for longer periods.

That is what I think women need. It’s a need that isn’t too hard to fulfill. It just needs us to reflect and realize why we’re with the women we’re with.

And yes… to me… I know a lot of beautiful women, a lot of smart women, a lot of funny women too… but all in all the one woman I really want to be with in the world is my Shorty. Miss Fourfeetnine.

Happy New Year 2014!!!

I always like to ask people how they spent their New Year’s Eve. I love listening to the different things people choose to do. From house parties, to going to really big New Year’s Eve celebrations to even just staying at home and watching fireworks on CNN.

For the past New Year’s, I make it a point to spend alternate years celebrating with my parents. Last year I was with Ming, Pierre and Shorty and all in Bangkok for New Years, so this year I decided to spend it in Penang.

The good news is that a bunch of my friends were up north for my friend Wilson’s wedding in Alor Setar. So after the wedding they came down to Penang for a few days that covered New Year’s Eve. So this year I got to spend it with some good friends AND my parents in Penang.

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We had a bit of a Karaoke party. 10 years ago this same group of friends came to Penang and we set a record of 10 hours straight of non-stop Karaoke. By the end of it of course a lot of us were almost knocked out but still the singing went on until the last man fell in the 10th hour. This year we were determined to set a new record but I guess because of age we fell short at only 6 hours.

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In between our Karaoke session though we made time to go up to a vantage point to catch a view of some of the fireworks around Penang.

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The 16 of us were up there… on our own with this beautiful view.

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One of the places we were overlooking was Penang Swimming Club, where we knew there was a New Year’s Eve party going on there. We could hear the dance music from where we were. At midnight though, we saw Fireworks from all the other places but not at the club. So we were kinda disappointed. Then about 10 past midnight we heard the party crowd at Penang Swimming Club do a countdown and when they all shouted “HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!” the fireworks started.

It was ten minutes late…  but better late than never. We were not sure what happened. Maybe they had some problems getting their fireworks ready so they delayed the countdown a little but whatever it was…. it was beautiful.

This picture that my friend took of us watching the fireworks was the moment for me that night.

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It’s not hard to guess which is Shorty and me in this picture.

Happy New Year everyone! May 2014 be a great year for you all in career, business, family and health.

Oh and to usher in the New Year, here is what I think is the cutest video of Fighter that I’ve ever taken.

It’s of Shorty singing and playing with Fighter. I’ve decided to post more videos of Fighter on my YouTube channel. So subscribe to me if you want to see more. (Timothy Tiah).

The Back Story of how Fighter got girls’ clothing

Last Friday we had a small Full Moon party for Fighter. Fighter is like 4 and half months old now which is way older than any Full Moon baby should be but we never organized a Full Moon earlier on because he was premature and we were worried about exposing him to lots of people before his immune system had a chance to build up. Besides in his actual first month, he was still in intensive care in the hospital. This December though we decided it was time to have a little party for Fighter. So we did one in Penang, mostly for my parents’ friends and relatives. The fun part was that we got lots of presents at the end of it.

If you follow Fighter’s Dayre, you’d know that one of the presents that he got was this.

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Something that totally looked like it was for a female baby.

I remember very well the uncle who bought it for Fighter. When he arrived at the party I said hi to him and he congratulated me and passed me this present. I looked at the wrapper and notice it was a pink Dora the Explorer wrapper so I was kinda thinking that maybe he didn’t get the memo that Fighter was a boy… not a girl. Then again I gave it the benefit of the doubt and thought that maybe it was just the wrapper. And inside was a present for a baby boy.

Then he asked me “How’s your baby girl?”.

And I said “Ohh… it’s a boy”. My suspicions were confirmed. He thought it was a baby girl.

He just said “Oh really… ohh… ok”.

And that point I could tell from his facial expression he had an awkward conflict going on in his mind. He was probably like “OH SHIT… it’s a boy? I bought girls’ clothing….what do I do now? Do I take it back? Do I?”…. but I think he opted for the option of just leaving it and hoping that we would have so many presents I won’t know which present came from which uncle anyway hehehe.

When I told Shorty about it later she laughed and she double-laughed when she opened the present and saw its contents. The truth is we thought it was a funny moment and in no way blame anything on this poor uncle. In fact he’s always been an awesome uncle to me…

This incident though brought back a memory I had as a kid. I think I was around 5 years old when I was invited to a friend’s birthday party. That friend was a boy but somehow I thought it would be funny if I bought him a girl’s present. So when my mom brought me to buy him a present I kept saying it was a girl and wanted to buy him a Barbie doll. My mom was like ‘Are you sure’? and I was like “Yes yes yes”. So we bought him a Barbie doll and witnessed the moment he opened his present to see a Barbie doll. I think my mom was there too and she was greatly embarrassed. Imagine how she had to explain to people who may not have believed her, that her 5 year old son told her it was for a girl.

I realized at that moment that … what I thought would be funny wasn’t funny at all (and I later learned from other incidents that many other things I thought would be funny didn’t appear funny when they happened… silly boy I was). So I never did that again and it was an incident I always remembered till today. Heck I don’t remember much of what I did when I was 5 years old… but this one I did. Still I think he had great presents. One of the presents this boy had was a full blown Optimus Prime toy… something I always wished I had but never did. I was such a naughty boy growing up. I hope Fighter doesn’t follow after his father in that respect. Heh.

I shall end this post with a picture of Shorty wearing the pink hat the uncle had bought Fighter.

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Oh…this is my last blog post for the year which is why I think this is an apt last picture of the year for me. It’s of my beautiful and loving wife who fought hard this year to bring us both a healthy boy named Jude (Fighter). So Happy New Year guys!

Hope 2013 was a good one for you guys. It was a challenging year for me but it was the year that I got Fighter after all… so that more than makes it the year for me. I’m optimistic that 2014 will be an awesome one!

Things Shorty & Fatty Say #312, #313: Where kids learn their bad words…

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Me: *pats Shorty’s head*

Shorty: What?

Me: You know what Shorty?

Shorty: What?

Me: I may have many girlfriends and mistresses in my life…. but I will only have one wife.

Shorty: FUCK OFF!!!

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Shorty and I curse a lot to each other. But we’ve been conscious to try to cut it down with Fighter being around and eventually learning to speak. Anyway one day…

Me: Shorts… statistics show that most kids by the age of 3 learn some form of bad words.

Shorty: Oh…

Me: Statistics also show that most kids learn bad words not from TV… but from their parents.

Shorty: Oh FUCK!

Me: Nice Shorty… I guess we know where Fighter is going to learn his bad words from.

Merry Christmas Everybody!

Merry Christmas everyone!

Last night Shorty and I made the foolish mistake of going out for a Christmas Eve dinner. We had forgotten how full the restaurants and how jammed the roads were going to be. So in the end we ended up just eating at our club. Even then the restaurant was fully booked except for one table just enough for our little family.

Here’s our Christmas family photo this year.

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Fighter as usual is not looking at the camera. I wanted to take another one to make sure he looks at the camera and Shorty was like “No need… it’s more natural this way”.

Merry Christmas everyone!