I’ve been getting some questions on why there’s no word on my leetle dotcom lately.

The truth is, for the past 6 months we’ve been working on developing some technologies and most importantly our website.

We hope to be launching in February so this month has been quite busy for me.

Everything’s still P&C for now… but I’ll update you guys when things start picking up closer to the launch.

In the mean time… can anyone guess what my leetle dotcom is really about?

*Someone is going to say “Porn Site”… I know it.. it’s coming.. it’s soo coming…

I just ONLY recently read an article about Hilary Duff proclaiming to the world that she is a virgin and will be one until she gets married.

Which is great and nice to see another girl being so determined to keep her virginity (correct me if I’m wrong but Britney Spears once said that as well right?). But I have a problem.

My problem is that I don’t have enough faith in people sometimes.

Whenever I hear something about someone, I won’t believe it until I see some form of proof!

So I spent 5 minutes looking around the internet for proof and look what I found. A picture of Hilary Duff with her see-through handbag that has a little plastic packet inside with title of “Trojan”.

Now correct me if I’m wrong but Trojan is a well-known brand for condoms in the US.

But then again.. we could be wrong.. maybe that’s not a condom.

Maybe Trojan recently diversified its business to go from condoms into making little sugar packets for people to add into their coffee and Hilary brings it around with her just in case her coffee is not sweet enough… right? Of course, having a condom in her bag doesn’t exactly mean she’s not a virgin.

But if you are so determined to NOT “DO IT” until you’re married… why would you keep that in your bag?

That’s like Chow Yun-Fatt (The God of Gamblers) going to a poker table and saying
And then going on to say

Or in other words… not putting your money where your mouth is.

I don’t know… what do you guys think?

I was at The Curve last weekend to meet a few bloggers.

There was Slinky who I must say was nice and funny as ever.
Cheryl who is absolutely gorgeous.And of course… Kelz.
As usual, just like Cely and Earl, this bunch of bloggers were also late for our meet.

So just to pass time I was walking around the Curve until I came to a spot right outside Sanctuary where I stood overlooking Cineleisure.It was then when I saw it…

In the distance… and IN Cineleisure…

THERE WAS LECKA LECKA!!!So I rushed over to buy myself a scoop but on the way there… I came across a rather interesting stall.It was a stall full of funny signs…. I LURRRRVVEEE funny signs.This particular sign caught my attention and I was really considering buying it.
But then again, I decided that as much as I CAN diet, I love food too much to do it so I should stay away from signs like this.

Then another sign caught my attention.

You see, I have a particular female friend who HATES ALL smokers.

I shit you not!

When sitting in a restaurant, if you are ever caught smoking right near enough to her for her to smell the scent of smoke, she will stare at you and mumble a quiet
“STUPID AS*HOLE?!?!”

Now this wouldn’t be a surprise if it came from an outspoken girl but I assure you that this particular friend is a very very quiet person
(I was considering putting up her picture but I know doing so would get her in some trouble).

So anyway, for this friend of mine… I bought her this sign to put in her car.
And in return, she bought me this sign.
Which looks fantastic on my car window right beside my Tuitionhamster car sticker.
Perhaps one day… somebody driving behind me might be naive enough to believe that there truly is a Future Billionaire On Board my car.

Or maybe a little boy seated in the car behind me might say
“Daddy daddy! Look there is a future billionaire aboard the car in front… WOW!!!”.

In which the dad would probably reply
“My Dear Son… sometimes you are so stupid… I wonder if you’re mentally retarded and I blame your mum for dropping you on the head when you were young.”

I found myself at Avenue K’s Kim Gary yesterday.

Down in KL for the weekend, I made it a point to meet some bloggers and I decided to start with Earl, Cely and Hong Kiat (Cely’s Boyfriend).We were scheduled to meet at 12.30pm but as you can imagine, all of them were half an hour late.

To my surprise, Earl is very different from what I expected him to be in real life.

I mean, for someone who named his blog kukujiao.com, you would expect that he be some typical Ah Beng but Earl is anything but an Ah Beng.
Then comes Cely.I always thought Cely was a funny girl by the way she sometimes camwhores in her blog.

While some other female bloggers love to camwhore in their best poses, Cely sometimes make herself look pretty stupid in some pictures just for the fun of it which is why I often found myself going back to her blog for more.
I have to say though… that in real life… Cely is pretty good looking!

Then there is Hong Kiat who was pretty much quiet throughout most of the lunch but began to speak up when I was asked how many unique visits timothytiah.blogspot.com gets a day.I told them I get about 300 a day and they didn’t believe it… thinking that I should be getting 3,000 a day instead!

But the truth is…. I even lied then.

I get less than a 100 a day!

BWAHAHAHA

(And I love each and every one of you) 😛

Check out Earl, Cely and Hong Kiat’s blogs.

UPDATED: Cely just wrote a blog entry about our meet in her blog and in it, she compared me to a 2 year old baby saying

“Boss Stewie was funny and talkative, ji ji za za like a 2 years old baby who just start learning how to talk. Haha.”

MY DEAR READERS… IF YOU LOVE ME AT ALL… PLEASE GO TO HER BLOG HERE AND LEAVE THE FOLLOWING COMMENT ON THAT BLOG ENTRY

“DIUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!”

HAHAHA!!!

Alright this is going to be my last blog entry of my recent Taiwan trip.

On my last day at Taiwan, one of my newly-made Taiwanese friends named Hui Fen brought my sister and I around.

Remember this girl?

I thought she was really cute when taking that picture with me.

She insisted that she stand with half her body behind mine so that she doesn’t look so fat… eventhough she’s anything but fat.

Anyway, my sister and I told Hui Fen that we wanted to have some nice Taiwanese desert so she brought me to a cafe in the area that served this. MANGO DESERT HOOooooooo!!!!

It was pretty much the best desert I have ever had in Taiwan (and a lot better than the crap one I had earlier in the trip).

I gobbled up the yummy desert in a minutes so we went for a walk and stopped by a nearby shop that had 5 floors full of photo booths!!! Hui Fen got really excited and insisted that we take some pictures with her so we went ahead. We snapped some pictures then waited for the machine to crap the pictures out.

And then went off to cut it up from this

to this

Now what I seemed to have forgotten to mention so far is that the photo booths here may look like they’re just any simple photo booths.

But the cool thing about it is that once the photos are taken you can add in whatever effects or design you want on top of them.

Since I am hopeless at art, I left it to the girls to do whatever they want to the pictures.

And we ended up with this.

HARD GAY HOoooooooooooo!!!

PS: For those of you who have NOT YET SEEN HARD GAY… CLICK HERE.

Not long ago, one of my friends planned a BBQ party at her place.

Now when attending other people’s barbeque, it is only polite to bring something to contribute (even if not asked).

So I asked if I could bring anything apart from booz (since they already had truck loads) and we decided on cake.

Which left me looking for a bakery in the afternoon just before the BBQ.

But on my way to the bakery, I saw some people gathering around a 4WD at Belissa Row. I instantly recognised the Mix FM Road Runners crew so I made a turn back.

The friend I was with in the car was confused
“Why ?!??! What are you turning back for? They’re just giving out freebies that you probably won’t want anyway!!!”.

But I remember what a particular friend of mine once told me.

This friend comes from a rich and famous Penang family and he gave me the most compelling advice of my life

“Timothy… if anything’s free… JUST TAKE!!!”.

So I went back and I got myself two packets of green tea… WOOHOOO!!! Shortly after that, I reached the bakery.

Now if you’re from Penang and you have never had a cake from Jenni’s, you are sooo deprived!

I selected two cakes, a Pandan Cake… and a Chocolate Mint Cake and brought them straight to the counter.

Then the person behind the counter asked me
“Would you like to write anything on the cake sir?”

My initial reaction was a clear “NO” since it wasn’t a birthday or anything.
What else could I possibly write on the cake.

Then I asked the guy behind the counter if there was any extra charge for writing anything on the cake and he said “NO”.

And then it suddenly dawned on me again… I remembered my rich friend’s advice…
“ANYTHING FREE… JUST TAKE”…

So I got them to write this on the Pandan Cake. And this on the Chocolate Mint Cake. I left the bakery in a hurry with my cakes in hand. And a couple of hours later I showed up at the party where everyone was already waiting for me. All the food was already prepared.

But the first thing they did was to get me to drink a whole bucket of something that looked pretty much like Chili Juice (Chili Seeds Included) and was no where near as beautiful and delicious looking as my cakes!!!

So they had to force me to drink it eventhough I clearly expressed to them that I didn’t like it.

Then the bastards later took revenge by stabbing my Chocolate Mint Cake!!!

I hurled the “F” word at them only in time to see them stab my poor cake again with another knife.
Lesson learned… when dining with Penang People… drink ANYTHING they offer… even if it’s Chili Juice (or horse urine)…. or they’ll take it out on your cake.

To all my dear readers,

Happy New Year!!!May the year 2007 bring good things to all of you.

And may we all pull through 2007 without a taugeh-related incident that may scar us for life.

Did you guys read this in the Star?

KUALA LUMPUR: A woman was injured after a metal bar from the track of a roller coaster dislodged and fell on her head at the Berjaya Times Square Indoor Theme Park here last night.

It is understood that the woman, who was with four family members, was sent to Hospital Kuala Lumpur immediately.

According to New Zealander Dayal Singh, 21, who was on the roller coaster, the incident occurred at 9.15 pm.

“The roller coaster suddenly slowed down and started to roll backwards. I heard a loud sound and when I looked down I saw the metal bar hitting the woman,” she said.