#335
Shorty and I were at a family dinner when we noticed my cousin’s girlfriend carrying a bag that costs more than Fighter’s school fees for a year.
Halfway through the dinner my cousin’s girlfriend went to the restroom and left her bag on her seat.
Me: Quick Shorts. Grab the bag and run. Our (family) getaway van is right outside waiting.
Shorty: Haha yes yes! We DO have a getaway van! But I won’t make it!
Me: Alright grab it and hide it in the flower pot outside or something. We’ll come back and get it. GO! WOMAN GO!
Cousins girlfriend comes back and sits down and noticed us looking very suspicious.
Cousins gf: What?
Me: Nothing nothing.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space