It’s so competitive being a food blogger these days because there are so many good ones out there writing great reviews. So today I decided to do the opposite. I decided to write the worst possible food review out there filled with misinformation. The kind of food review that gives you NO VALUE WHATSOEVER. Do not take anything in this article seriously. Here goes.
There are 6 factual mistakes in this review. See if you can find them all.
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Dropped by Haraju Cube the other night after dinner with Sue Ann.
I had the Citrus Cured F1 Wagyu Tenderloin with Crisp potato, eggplant and parsley.
It was a Chilled, lightly cured tenderloin, diced in the style of “Steak Americaine” has a slightly firmer texture to just raw diced beef. Smokey flavours imparted into eggplants when burnt over a chargrill for an hour add a deep and satisfying layer of complexity to the beef, crispy kipfler potato and purity of parsley essence.
Pairs very well with a Mountain Pass Semillon Sauvignon Blanc 2009 red wine.
Here is a picture of the dish I just described above.
Looks nice and juicy eh.
The restaurant was beautifully decorated with hanging chandeliers and old tapestries of past US presidents. In line with its rustic vintage 1900s theme.
If you’re interested to try this restaurant here is the address.
And here is a map of the place.
And there goes my food review.
What do you guys think? Did you spot all 5 of the factual mistakes?
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space