#333
We’re on the London Underground on the way back home.
Me: I don’t think I wanna go to Bicester Village tomorrow ah. It’s just another outlet shopping mall and I’m not into designer stuff anymore even if it’s discounted. So if we go there I’m probably going to end up just spending money that I wouldn’t normally spend.
Shorty: What else do we have to do anyway? Just go and see what they have there mah. New place.
Me: We’ve already been to so many outlet malls everywhere. They’re all the same.
Shorty: Fine fine. Then you think about what we’re going to do next.
10 minutes later
Shorty calls out to me
Shorty: Fats fats…. would you rather <insert disgusting thing here that I will not repeat> or <insert equally disgusting thing here>.
Me: I’m not going to answer that.
Shorty: Whyyyyyy? Come on come on.
Me: No… that’s disgusting. I don’t want to play this game.
Shorty: We already not going to Bicester Village already!
Me: What?! What’s that gotta do with anything?
Shorty: Come on laa!!!! Come on!!!!
Me: NO!
Shorty: Ask you to say only not ask you to do!!!
Me: I don’t even want to think about it!
Shorty: Come on come on…. *annoys me constantly for the next 1 minute*.
Me: FINE LA FINE LA. I’d rather <insert disgusting thing here>
Shorty: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAA
Me: *sigh*… my wife.
PS: To see a list of Would you rather questions you can click here. This is just a small portion of the millions of them out there but you know eventually you get the hang of it and start making up your own. Like Shorty does.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space