#330
Shorty runs upstairs panting
Shorty: FATS!! I need your help!
Me: What?
Shorty: I’m trying to reverse our van out so I can take Penny’s stroller out of the back but the car doesn’t move!
Me: How can it don’t move?
Shorty: I just have to press the brake and then press the start button to start the engine right?
Me: Yes.
Shorty: Then I release the hand brake which is the leg lever at the bottom right?
Me: Yes.
Shorty: But after I do that the car still doesn’t move!!!!
Me: Hmm… did you shift the gear into Reverse?
Shorty: …….
3 long seconds past…
Shorty: Oh… hehehe… ya thanks thanks. Ok ok let me go back and do that now.
Me: Seriously… when I tell this story, people are gonna think I make this shit up.
#331
Packing for a trip
Shorty: FATS WHY IS OUR SAMSONITE BAG SO BATTERED! WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT? You were the last one to use it!
Me: Huh no I wasn’t.
Shorty: Yes you brought it to Sydney with you.
Me: No I didn’t. I used my small bag for Sydney.
Shorty: Then how do you explain all your socks in this bag?
Me: *walks closer and looks at contents of bag* Really?
Me: *picks up camera charger that belongs to Shorty* So this Casio camera charger here…. this would really work well with my Casio camera… if I had one huh?
Shorty: Oh… hehehe… hehee.. *grabs camera charger from me*
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space