#340
Me: I must say I’ve been really prudent this year. I haven’t bought any big ticket items at all. Quite proud of me.
Shorty: *cough*
Me: What?
Shorty: How about your bicycle?
Me: What! That’s for exercise ma.
Shorty: Exercise what! If you want to exercise only you can buy one of those cheap bicycles with a basket in front for going to the market and a bell that goes *ding ding*.
#341
Me: Hey remember this f*ck, kill and marry game where you choose which one you would for these 3 characters? Check out this Buzzfeed article about who you should f*ck, kill and marry.
Shorty: Ok. *goes through list*
Me: Okay how about this one. Harry Potter, Christian Grey from 50 Shares of Grey and Edward Cullen from Twilight.
Shorty: Kill Edward Cullen. Definitely. (Shorty hates Twilight).
Me: Ok no surprise there. What else?
Shorty: Marry Harry Potter and f*ck Christian Grey. Can’t marry Christian Grey. I don’t want SM for the rest of my life.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space