Okay since I’ve been getting some requests for this here are some Things Shorty & Fatty Say.
#338
Shorty and I were settling down for the night and watch some TV. Before though she took some tablets. Shorty has a phobia for swallowing tablets and for some reason this time she suddenly threw up all over the room. On the walls and the doors.
Me: OMG WHAT HAPPENED?
Shorty: I threw up.
Me: It’s everywhere! What happened?
Shorty: Well I was taking this pill and then I didn’t realize once it hit by tongue it would dissolve and it had this really awful taste so I choked. Then I tried to control my vomit and…
Me: *looks at vomit all over the walls and floor* You tried to control it? Really?
Shorty: Listen la! So I tried but I couldn’t do it.
Me: It’s okay it’s okay we’ll clean it up.
Shorty: Eww it smells so badd!!!
Me: You don’t say? I was just thinking that vomit smells just like flowers and daffodils.
#339
Shorty and me were eating banana leaf rice for dinner. Halfway through she suddenly goes:
Shorty: Uh oh.. I need to go to the toilet.
Me: Oh.. go go!
Shorty: Is there a toilet back there?
Me: Yeah.
Shorty: Is it clean?
Me: Umm.. I don’t know.
Shorty: Ok I go now.
*5 minutes later she comes back*
Me: WOW THAT WAS FAST! I expected longer.
Shorty: Yah was fast cuz it was coming out already. Like a turtle head.
Me: *puts down fork and spoon*… You know what… I don’t feel like eating anymore.
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Bonus: There is a bonus Things Shorty & Fatty Say that I wrote on my Dayre a couple of days ago if you haven’t seen it.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space