#334
Shorty and I were having dinner.
Me: Hmm I like the lamb chops.
Shorty: Really? I don’t like it… it’s a bit hard.
Me: Nice what… I like it.
Shorty: You want mine then?
Me: Ok sure…
Shorty: *passes a piece of lamb over*
Me: WHAT THE DEUCE?!
Shorty: What ? what?
Me: I can see your teeth marks! You chewed halfway on this piece then you give to me ah!?
Shorty: Oh… heh heh… *guilty*
Me: Wah no manners huh this one…
Shorty: Heh heh…
Me: *eats it anyway*