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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #325: How I got chased by a pack of dogs

#325

Me: *walks into room panting* Shorts… you won’t believe what just happened to me.

Shorty: What what?

Me: Ok so I was cycling around this neighborhood and minding my own business when suddenly I heard the sound of some dog barks. To the corner of my eye I saw a pack of dogs spot me and start a chase on me. Now normally when I get chased by stray dogs I just stand my ground and chase them back. Otherwise if they know you’re afraid and you run, they’ll chase you and you’ll never outrun them. But this time I was on a bicycle… and there were 3 of them… so I did whatever I thought I could do. I cycled as fast as I can.

Shorty: Hahah then?

Me: I cycled away at full speed and I was actually outrunning them and then I realized something. Right in front of me was a hill. That was bound to slow me down… but with the dogs right behind me and I just cycled as fast as I could up the hill anyway. I’ve never cycled uphill so fast before. Then to make matters worse… I saw a speed bump ahead. Again with no chance of slowing down I took the speed bump at a high speed and fortunately my bicycle took it well. Eventually the dogs stopped chasing me.

Shorty: HAHAHA.

Me: Now I’m kinda scared to go cycling around there again. In case I get chased by some stray dogs.

A few days later we were driving in a car up that very same hill.

Me: Shorts… this was the hill I was telling you about the other day. The one I had to cycle up being chased by dogs.

Shorty: Hill? What hill?

Me: Ohhh… talk big huh this Short person. You try cycle up here and see.

Shorty: HAHAHA.

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On a final note if you’re looking for a movie to watch these few days check out Cuak. It’s a Malaysian movie produced by one of my friends Michael Chen. It’s directed by 5 different directors 5 different scenes.


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