#322
Over Chinese New Year celebrations Shorty and I have been a little left out. You see Shorty doesn’t really drink and I… well I drink sometimes but most of the time when I’m just trying to relax I don’t. All around us though we had relatives and friends all drinking around us.
So one night before a family dinner, our brothers were getting all the bottles of wine and whiskey ready for dinner. When Shorty and I….
Me: Yo Shorty…. wanna go get some shandy?
Shorty: Oooh… now?
Me: Yeah we just drive off to a 7-11 and go get some.
Shorty: OOoohh badass.. Okay lets go!
10 minutes later our car is parked outside a 7-11 with Shorty just stepping in with 4 cans of Shandy in her arms.
Shorty: Alright I got it!
Me: We gonna get drunk tonight!
Shorty: HAHA… why we so loser wan.
Me: Whatever… we like Shandy.
Shorty: HAHAHA!! How much do we have to drink to get drunk?
Me: *checks label* Well it says there is less than 1% of alcohol content in this can of Shandy. So I’m guessing… a lot.
Shorty: HAHAHA.
At the dinner, friends and relatives were all pouring glasses of whiskey and wine.
Me: Shorts… wanna get drunk on some Shandy?
Shorty: Oooh.. ok lets do it!
Me: Two shandies… coming right up…. *pours too glasses*
Shorty: *excited*
Me: Yam seng Shorty… yam seng…
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space