#318
Shorty and I decided to try this restaurant in Mid Valley the other day. It’s called Goku Raku Ramen. Right outside the restaurant…
Me: Oh crap.. it’s by Texchem.
Shorty: So what?
Me: Texchem owns Sushi King… which isn’t very good… so this can’t be good.
Shorty: Well they have branches in Paragon and all… never mind try first.
We walk in to sit down and a waiter comes and serves us. Then he walks away and stands with another two of his colleauges.
Shorty: Psst… Fatty… that waiter’s name is Malcolm.
Me: Which one? The one in the middle?
Shorty: Ohhh… good one.
Then the green tea came.
Me: Wow what a big cup…
Shorty: Well that’s something to be positive about.
Well the food in the end didn’t turn out to be too bad. It wasn’t great or anything but it wasn’t bad either.
#319
We are at Isetan one day eating at the little canteen area they have where you can tarpau food and then eat at the tables. I’m waiting for Shorty to buy her food when she finally appears with a plastic bag.
Shorty: Ahhhh… I feel so environmentally bad. I bought this food box and then they asked me if I needed a plastic bag and I said yes. Then right after me a caucasian dude was asked the same question and he said “no thanks…”. And now I realize that I didn’t really need the plastic bag.
Me: Fighter thanks you for the shit world you’ve leaving behind for him Shorty. HAHA…
Shorty: AHHhhh….
Me: Well I got another plastic bag here for you. Came with the bottle I bought.
Shorty: Ahhh….
After the meal…. Shorty clears the table and throws away all the boxes in the plastic bags given.
Me: Now you see if you were serious about saving the environment you wouldn’t have thrown away those two plastic bags. You would have kept them to use them next time.
Shorty: AHHHH!!!
#320
We are at Isetan lining up to buy some baby stuff for a friend of ours who just had a premature baby. Shorty looks at the guy in front of me in the line…. then steps to the side and looks at him closely and the things he’s buying.
Me: What are you doing looking at him up and down like that? Don’t be rude!! You’re embarrassing me!!!
Shorty: Huh what?
Me: You were like coming so close to him and then looking at everything from his shoes to whatever he was buying. All as if he’s an exhibit. Only aunties do that!
Shorty: Ohh… I didn’t notice… HAHAHA!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space