#316
We’re eating at Tong Pak Fu right before Shorty has to run off for her Foruchizu thing at Isetan.
Shorty: Ok fats I gotta go in 5 minutes.
Me: What? You’re going to leave me here alone eating Tong Pak Fu?
Shorty: Yah I have no choice. I can’t be late. Unless you can finish in 5 minutes.
Me: Oh yes I can… *gobbles down Tong Pak Fu*
Shorty: Idiot…
Me: My mouth is so cold. There’s like a snow storm going on in my mouth right now.
Shorty: Your body is Hokkaido.
#317
We went to the club for a swim.
Shorty: Ahh today weekend sure a lot of people in the pool wan!
Me: What’s wrong with that? More people more fun what.
Shorty: No.. don’t want them to cramp my style.
Me: Aye yah sure lah Olympic swimmer.
Shorty: Aiyah?
Me: No I meant like Aye yeah… Like Aye.. A-Y-E…
Shorty: HAHAA WTF IS THAT? ARE YOU A PIRATE?
Me: *ignores*
Shorty: If you’re a pirate, am I your parrot?
Me: *still ignoring* Okay meet me back here later ok?
Shorty: Braawkkk…. meet me back here later ok?
Me: Annoying huh…
Shorty: Hey Pirate… where’s your wooden leg? *kicks my leg*
Me: Seriously… this is what I married into?
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space