#315
Me: Okay I’m running out of Things Shorty & Fatty Say. Better give me some shit baby.
Shorty: Ok wait till my stomach cramps come back.
Me: *silence*….
Shorty: There….
Me: What?
Shorty: You know stomach cramps like stomach aches… and you said give me some shit….
Me: That’s terrible. But you know I’m so desperate I might just use this really unfunny joke.