#312
Me: *pats Shorty’s head*
Shorty: What?
Me: You know what Shorty?
Shorty: What?
Me: I may have many girlfriends and mistresses in my life…. but I will only have one wife.
Shorty: FUCK OFF!!!
#313
Shorty and I curse a lot to each other. But we’ve been conscious to try to cut it down with Fighter being around and eventually learning to speak. Anyway one day…
Me: Shorts… statistics show that most kids by the age of 3 learn some form of bad words.
Shorty: Oh…
Me: Statistics also show that most kids learn bad words not from TV… but from their parents.
Shorty: Oh FUCK!
Me: Nice Shorty… I guess we know where Fighter is going to learn his bad words from.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space