#309
Me: Shorts.. when I’m away in Manchester for a week I’ll have limited internet access. Gonna need you to update my blog for me.
Shorty: Whaatt? Why can’t you just schedule some posts.
Me: Some posts about what?
Shorty: Things Shorty & Fatty say or something…
Me: I don’t have left.
Shorty: Sure got wan…
Me: Ok say something funny. Come on say it now.
Shorty: Stupid…
#310
At dinner with my brother and Shorty (and Fighter too).
Brother: Do you know that they’re coming out with the second part of 300 the movie?
Me: What? 400?
Shorty: AHH DAMMIT!!! I WAS GOING TO SAY THAT TOO!
Me/Shorty: HAHAHAA
Brother: *ignores*