Before I start today’s Things Shorty & Fatty Say… here’s a picture of Fighter.
And here’s a picture of him laughing right after 🙂
Hehehe he’s such an angel.
In case you’re wondering where this photo is from, it’s from his blog on Dayre. You can also download the Dayre app and follow his blog. Check it out.
#308
So our 5th Anniversary just passed and Shorty and I were supposed to buy each other presents. The present I decided to buy her was a Chanel. Why? There’s some history to it. Since we first got together, Shorty has had all sorts of peer pressure to buy a Chanel. All her friends had one.
I always said that I could afford her one but we should pace ourselves with the luxuries we had. So I bought her Marc Jacobs, LV, Miu Miu and all sorts of other brands first, but never Chanel.
Shorty:* Looking at a really nice Chanel online* OH MY I LOVE THIS!
Me: Okay I’ll buy for you…
Shorty: Really? But it’s a Chanel.
Me: Yes but it’s our 5th Anniversary. I think enough time has passed for us as a couple for me to give you a Chanel.
Shorty: Thank you Fatty. Now what do you want?
Me: I don’t know.
Shorty: You’re so hard to buy things for. Everything you want, you just go out and buy it.
Me: Well I want a Ferrari. Don’t have one yet…
Shorty: I can’t afford that 🙁
Some weeks later we’re shopping at Guess in Empire Shopping Mall. Shorty spotted a shirt on sale that she thought was really nice so I was going ahead to buy it. Then I realized that if I used Shorty’s HSBC credit card, I would get an additional 10% discount. Shorty offered to then just pay for my shirt.
Shorty: I buy you present. HEHEHE…
Me: Hehe thank you Shorty. Is this our 5th anniversary present ? (I had previously bought her a Chanel for that and she hasn’t thought of what to buy me yet).
Shorty: No la I where got so cheap-skate.
Me: Hehe…