#306
Last weekend, Shorty and I went out with my family to this Japanese restaurant called Ten at Marc Residences. It was a bit of a culinary adventure for us.
One of the dishes we ordered happened to be a little hot pot bowl with this in it.
Me: *asking waiter* Excuse me… what’s this?
Waiter: Cod milt…
Me: What?
Waiter: Cod milt…..
Me: Oh… ok (didn’t really get it..) *continues to put it in my mouth anyway*
Me: Hmm… tastes a bit…. like brain..
Shorty: *asking waiter* Excuse me… what did you say that was again?
Waiter: Cod milt.
Shorty: What’s cod milt?
Waiter: Like fish sperm…
Me: *Stops chewing*
Shorty: HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Me: Fuck… I’ve already half swallowed it.
Shorty: You like it Fatty?
Me: Fuck… feels like a fish came in my mouth now…
Shorty: HAHAHAHAHA
Me: *swallows*… There… I swallowed it. See? Swallowing ain’t that bad…
Shorty: Ya right.
Me: Ok your turn…
Shorty: I don’t feel like eating it now.
Me: Come on Shorty… if I can do it.. you can too.
Shorty: *puts the entire fish sperm blob into her mouth*
Me: HAHAHAHA THAT FACE THAT FACE! COME COME TAKE PICTURE!
#307
Shorty and I are in the car listening to 90s music. We have this thing where we take turns to choose songs to play from the 90s. I chose the song Dear Lie by TLC if you remember it.
Me: You know what… when I was growing up I thought “Dear Lie” was dedicated to a guy. Like “Lie” is a guy. Not only I notice it literally refers to LIE.
Shorty: OF COURSE LAH!
Me: I didn’t know ma…
Shorty: O RLY? So in the song when it goes “Get out of my mouth…” when exactly did you think it referred to?
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space