#304
Shorty lately while reading Reddit found this picture of a piece of shit so huge it looked like it came from a Brontosaurus. The worst part… she thought it was funny and she ended up going around my house showing everyone that picture. I avoided her at all costs until…
Shorty: Fatty… look at this. *shows picture on her phone*
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT…
Shorty: HAHAHAHA yep… “fuck this shit” is right…. HAHAHAA
5 minutes later
Me: *phone beeps* AUGGGHHH WHAT THE FUCK!
Shorty: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Me: WHY YOU SEND ME THIS SHIT PICTURE SOME MORE!!! NOW IT’S IN MY CAMERA ROLL AND I HAVE TO MANUALLY DELETE IT!!!
Shorty: HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA
If you want to see the picture of that shit (but I STRONGLY advise AGAINST it)…. click here.
#305
Shorty: Lets watch Hunger Games!
Me: Ok how about tonight? (It’s Friday)
Shorty: Don’t want ah… lets watch tomorrow.
Me: Why? We can make it for tonight.
Shorty: I know… I just feel… we are more happening if we go out to watch movie at night on a Saturday night.
Me: Shorts.. “Happening” is a word people use when they go out partying at Zouk and then go for supper after that. Not watching a movie.
UPDATE: Oh crap I just noticed that RSS readers like Imotiv pulls out the picture in the link I posted since I didn’t include any other picture in the post previously. So I have now added a picture of me and Shorty. If your RSS reader got bombed by the picture Shorty sent I’m so sorry. Didn’t see that one coming.
UPDATE 2: Ok still working on trying to clear the picture from my Imotiv. Sorry about the trouble guys. For what it’s worth, when Shorty found out what happened she had a good laugh.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space
