#301
Leaving for work one morning where I have an important meeting.
Me: Alright I’m leaving now… see you Shorts.
Shorty: Good luck man!
Me: Man? Since when you start calling me “man”?
Shorty: Well you’re a man aren’t you?!
#302
Sitting watching TV in our room when Shorty turns to look at me.
Shorty: Why are you smiling?
Me: Cuz I just farted.
Shorty: *pauses*… ARGGHHH FUCKING SMELLY!!! SMELLS LIKE ROTTEN POTATO!!!
Me: Hahahah… after 5 years with you ah… still have so many different smells huh my Fart.
#303
Over dinner last night I accidentally drop my glasses on the floor.
Me: *picks up glasses and wears it*
Shorty: Oi! Drop your glasses on the floor also just pick up and wear ah?!
Me. I’m sorry… Should I throw them away instead?
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space