#299
Shorty: This Fighter now ah… doesn’t seem to want to bottle feed anymore. Only wants to breast feed.
Me: At least we know he’s straight. He likes titties.
#300
We paid a visit to Proudduck’s Cukur Jambul (which is the Malay version of Full Moon… like unveiling the baby to friends and family).
While walking to the event earlier that day…
Me: Ooh Shorty you’re dressed up so nice today huh.
Shorty: Hehehe…
Me: Did you bring the ang pow?
Shorty: Yeah it’s here….OH SHIT I FORGOT TO SEAL IT….. BLEKKkk *licking sounds*
Me: *turns to see Shorty licking the envelope to seal it*
Me: Classy Shorty… very classy.
Shorty: HEHEHE
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space