#287
We were going out for dinner last night.
Shorty: *walks out our front door* Fats can you lock the door for me?
Me: I can… it’s whether I want to or not.
Shorty: So annoying huh? Lock the door lah!
Me: HAHAHA….
Later while walking to our car…
Me: Shorts… you have the car keys right? Can pass to me?
Shorty: I can…. it’s just whether I want to or not…
Me: So annoying!
Shorty: HAHAHA
#288
We had crab for dinner. When Shorty’s plate of crab was put in front of her she started staring at it…
Shorty: Poor crab… just minding his own business… digging in the sand and suddenly *chopping motion* PLEK!…. chopped up and now served on the dinner table.