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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #287, #288: Crab for Dinner

#287

We were going out for dinner last night.

Shorty: *walks out our front door* Fats can you lock the door for me?

Me: I can… it’s whether I want to or not.

Shorty: So annoying huh? Lock the door lah!

Me: HAHAHA….

Later while walking to our car…

Me: Shorts… you have the car keys right? Can pass to me?

Shorty: I can…. it’s just whether I want to or not…

Me: So annoying!

Shorty: HAHAHA

#288

We had crab for dinner. When Shorty’s plate of crab was put in front of her she started staring at it…

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Shorty: Poor crab… just minding his own business… digging in the sand and suddenly *chopping motion* PLEK!…. chopped up and now served on the dinner table.


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