#278
Shorty showing me a picture of a hot girl…
Shorty: Pretty ah?
Me: Not really…
Shorty: Oh!! How would you like it if someone said your wife is not pretty huh…?
Me: Uhh..
Shorty: Oh but of course nobody would say that… because nobody says Shorty is ugly. HEHEHE.
#279
Paying for parking at an autopay machine.
Me: Crap I don’t have change. Do you have 1 dollar notes….
Shorty: Yep…
Me: Ahhh nevermind I just put in the 10 bucks…
Shorty: I said I have 1 dollar notes…
Me: Yeah but you don’t have that many right…
Shorty: *takes out a whole stack* Ohh… doubting me huh? FOOL!
Me: WTF? Why you call me a fool!
Shorty: HAHAHAHA
#280
Watching Breaking Bad together one night…
Me: *farts*
30 seconds later…
Shorty: OMAIGAWD! FUK LAH FATTY…. DAMN BAD THE SMELL…
Me: Yep… I was just breaking bad… haha geddit geddit?
Shorty: Very funny…
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space