#272
Shorty: Ahh ahh my boob hurts. I have a lump there and it hurts a lot. I think I have a blocked milk duct.
Me: Ohh what can you do about it?
Shorty: Sometimes it goes away on its own I guess.
Next morning…
Shorty: Fats… I cured my milk duct block already.
Me: How?
Shorty; Last night I woke up in the middle of the night and it was really painful. So I just Googled it and there were instructions to pump and massage it at the same time to unblock it. So last night I did it myself… damn painful but now it’s all better. And see? No more lump.
Me: Ohh… badass motherfucka huh this girl.
Shorty: No it’s just badass mother.
Me: Funny huh this Rambo.
Shorty: Now I feel more confident of my own survival skills. Like I think I can survive better on my own now… haha.
Me: Like Gloria from Modern Family. Who just knocked back her dislocated shoulder herself.
Shorty: OH ya haha.
The following day we found out that a friend of ours had the same milk duct block problem and she went to see a doctor like normal people do.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space