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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #260, #261, #262: Shorty Cuts Her Own Hair

#260

I came home from work today to find the apartment empty. Which was weird because Shorty was supposed to be home since she’s still on confinement. I walk into my bedroom and then I suddenly hear a snicker behind me. I turn around to see this.

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Me: Ohh can walk around already after your surgery, now can start playing this stupid game again huh this Shorty?

Shorty: HEHEHEHEHE

#261

I walk into our bedroom and see Shorty with a bin on her dresser, cutting her hair.

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Me: What are you doing???

Shorty: Cutting my hair.

Me: Why don’t you just go to a salon and cut it??

Shorty: I can’t… have to wait two more weeks till confinement is over. And I can’t stand this fringe, keeps blocking my eyes.

Me: If you cut wrong you’re just going to have to….

Shorty: *cuts* AUUUGHHHH!!!!

Me: I guess you’re going to have to see Hiki (her stylist) now.

#262

5 minutes later, Shorty is standing talking to me somewhere in the room away from the bin. I see her cut her hair and flick it off on to the ground.

Me: Did you just cut your hair and flick it on to the ground?

Shorty: HEHEHEH

Me: What do you think your hair is going to do? Crawl itself into the bin?

Shorty: HEHEHE


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