#246
In the first few days that Shorty was in the hospital, she decided to take her first walk outside her room and downstairs the lobby area of the hospital. I decided to accompany her while she walked out of her room past all the nurses all dressed in her hospital gown.
Shorty: *looks around nervously* Just taking a walk here….
Shorty: *takes a few more steps* Just taking a walk here….
Me: Haha this stupid girl.. keep repeating yourself because you feel guilty that you are walking around when the nurses tell you to rest is it?
Shorty: HEHEHE
#247
The next day we got Doctor’s permission to take Shorty out to a nearby shopping mall. She then dressed up in her normal clothes and walked out of her room. As she was walking out of the ward she saw another mother dressed in her hospital gown coming out of her room.
Shorty: HEHEH… SO LONG SUCKERS!!!
Me: You’re going to be coming back here in a few hours and putting on that hospital gown again Shorty.
Shorty: ….
Me: Face it you’ve been here longer than most of the other mothers. You’re like Citizen here already. and I’m PR.
#248
Shorty wanted to eat ramen so I brought her to a ramen place in Pavilion.
Me: Come I take picture of you post on my Instagram.
Shorty: Dowan la I look so pale…
Me: No la come come…
Shorty: *poses*
Me: *snaps*… *uploads*
Shorty: *sees on her feed* HEY! Why you post this picture of me! I look so ugly here!
Me: Where got ugly!
Shorty: Got! Dowan to post anymore pictures of me online already!
Me: Okok fine… I go post an even uglier picture of myself ok? *snaps picture and uploads*
Shorty: HAHAHA SO FUKIN UGLY!
Me: There you go… I bet Christy (a friend of ours) wouldn’t post such an ugly picture of herself on Instagram like that.
Shorty: Hahaha I think most pretty girls won’t post such an ugly picture of themselves on Instagram.
Two minutes later…
Me: OH SHIT OH SHIT… IN LIKE 2 MINUTES I GOT 160 LIKES ALREADY… SHIT SHIT… IF THIS UGLY PICTURE SOMEHOW GOES TO POPULAR PAGE IMMA KEEL MYSELF.
*leaves comment on pic telling people not to like it*
Shorty: HAHAHAHAH
#249
Me: Shorty… I couldn’t help but eavesdrop on the couple sitting next to us at the ramen place.
Shorty: Haha yah why?
Me: It looked like they were on a date. And the guy was like going on and on and on about cars. VW and BMWs and Audis etc etc… the expression on the girl’s face looked like “Let me die… just let me die now”.
Shorty: Hahahaha…
Me: But I know how he feels. Sometimes when you’re with normal people you feel like James Bond. But when you’re with the girl you like you feel like Dumb and Dumber and you start acting not yourself.
Shorty: No… you were quite charming and smooth when you first courted me what.
Me: Maybe by then I had already sharpened my skills….
Shorty: Either that.. or you didn’t like me that much.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space