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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #235, #236, #237: Fighter’s Chinese Name

#235

So Shorty and I have finally been buying baby stuff in preparation for Fighter. Baby stuff as I now learn is very very expensive. One of the things we need for example is a breast pump that pumps out breast milk for the baby.

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#236

Me: You know what… I really hope Maximus doesn’t have your genes when it comes to height.

Shorty: Why?

Me: Because if he’s short, people in school are just going to call him Minimus.

#237

Me: Ok Shorty. I finally thought about a Chinese name for Fighter already. So we can name him this instead of Maximus and it will still retain the meaning of Fighter.

Shorty: What?

Me: And it’s a proper name la… not like Siu Phak or Tiuk Phak. Like people actually use this name. In fact it’s quite a common… well not common but well known name.

Shorty: What?

Me: And it really represents the meaning of Fighter…

Shorty: ….. is it….. Mulan?

Me: Are we going to be serious here or not?

Shorty: Ok fine….. What is it?

 

Me: I’m thinking. Fighter’s name can be… Jude Tiah Ip Man.

Shorty: People are just going to call him IP (Eye-pee) man. Hey Internet Protocol Man!


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