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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #225: Pants

#225

I came home and took off my jeans because I was hot. Then was sitting at my computer in our study dressed in my boxers and t-shirt.

Me: *walks to my bedroom then suddenly darts back to my study again* OI!

Shorty: What?

Me: Who’s in our room? I heard someone there.

Shorty: Jane (our maid whose name is not really Jane but lets just call her Jane here in case she doesn’t want her name to be up here).

Me: Never give me warning huh. I’m not wearing pants here.

Shorty: I didn’t know you not wearing pants.

Me: Well now you know. *goes back to computer*

Shorty: OI!

Me: What?

Shorty: *whisper-like shouting* GO PUT ON SOME PANTS LAH!

Me: I want to! But Jane is between me and my pants. What you want me to do?

Shorty: Oh… hehehe…

5 minutes later Jane leaves the room. I’m still hanging around in our study. Suddenly we hear a knock on the door. 

Me: WHO IS IT?

Jane: It’s me.

Me: *Runs to hide behind the sofa.*

Shorty: *walks to open the door* OI …. GOT PANTS OR NOT…

Me: Not yet….

Shorty: Living on the edge ah… GO PUT ON SOME PANTS LA!!!


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