#221
In the room I’m in my shorts but still picking a t-shirt to wear.
Shorty: OH MAI GAWD
Me: What?
Shorty: You’re so fat! I can’t believe it. I know you always said before that you put on weight but I never really saw it until now.
Me: Yeah thanks.
Shorty: You’re a muffin top now.
Me: I’m not that fat lah… *weighs self on scale* See ? Only 70.9 KG
Shorty: Let me weigh myself……. Haihhh 45 kg.
Me: …
Shorty: A lot of people say my ass didn’t grow fat at all since the pregnancy but I feel ….
Me: Thanks ah…
Shorty: What?
Me: First you come here when I’m picking a shirt. Then you say I muffin top. Then when you weigh yourself on the scale and it’s a quarter of my weight you sigh like you’re one big fatty.
Shorty: HAHAHA… I’m not a quarter of your weight lah….
#222
The gynae that Shorty and I see for her pregnancy is supposed to be one of the best doctors in KL.
We love her because she really gives you the feeling like she knows what she’s doing and she’s really really thorough. She’s also the nicest doctor but somehow Shorty and I find her a little intimidating. In case she doesn’t want to me on any blog, lets just call her Dr Carol. So one day Shorty and I were talking…
Shorty: You know I really feel intimidated by Dr Carol. Sometimes I actually feel scared to ask her questions.
Me: Yeah I know. Me also. Notice how when we go see her I just sit down and shut up.
Shorty: Haha yah… that day want to ask about whether to circumcise Fighter also I scared.
Me: Yalahh… she was neutral about it la but imagine if she was against circumcision and we asked her. She’d be like “WELL WHY DON’T YOU ASK YOUR HUSBAND HOW HE’LL FEEL IF WE CUT OFF HALF HIS COCK?”.
Shorty: HAHAHA what would you do if that really happened?
Me: I would shut the fuck up, sit there and shake my head vigorously.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space