#217
At Sunway Pyramid for the Nuffnang and ChurpChurp screening of Despicable Me 2. I’m wearing my minion t-shirt with the big eye ball.
Me: I think people are staring at my shirt…. or maybe.. my shirt is staring at them. HEHEHE…
Shorty: Funny huh this Fatty….
Me: Want to see my shirt cock stare people? Watch this. *stops walking then turns eyeball on shirt around to slowly follow the person walking past*. COCK-STARE!!!
Shorty: Don’t be stupid Fatty.
#218
Still walking around Sunway Pyramid…
Me: Hmm I notice got a lot of Middle-Eastern tourists here huh…
Shorty: Of course. We’re at Pyramid right? *Does Egyptian dance* HAHAHA
#219
Looking for the cinema at Sunway Pyramid
Me: Where is the cinema again ah?
Shorty: I dunno.
Me: How can you not know? Hello did you not grow up in Subang?
Shorty: Yah but they moved the cinema. It changed already.
Me: WHERE GOT. It’s always been at the same place.
Shorty: Got… last time it’s near Ajisen Ramen wan.
When we finally find the cinema
Me: There! It STILL IS near Ajisen Ramen what! Ohh…. not very bright huh this girl.
Shorty: No I mean it was on the same floor….
Me: Brightness not your strong point huh?
Shorty: Last time it was down here right next to it wan!
Me: The Brightness is not strong in this one huh?
Shorty: Shuddup lah!
#220
Me: You know I realized something today Shorts.
Shorty: What?
Me: Well… actually… I’m actually not really fat.
Shorty: Yes you are.
Me: No I’m not. It’s just that… you’re short. So from your height you look at everyone from below their chin level.
Shorty: So?
Me: So…. EVERYBODY LOOKS FAT OR UGLY WHEN YOU LOOK FROM BELOW! Here let me take a picture from below and show you.
Me: SEE?!?
Shorty: HAHAHA DAMN FAT DAMN UGLY THIS PICTURE!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space