#210
Me: Shorty… I got good news and bad news. Which you want first?
Shorty: What?
Me: Say lah… which you want first?
Shorty: Good news.
Me: The good news is that I made a modification to our shampoo bottle so that more shampoo comes out when you press it.
Shorty: Ok what’s the bad news.
Me: I actually dropped the bottle in the shower. So now there is a huge crack in the middle. When you squeeze it shampoo pours out from everywhere, not just the top.
#211
In the car…
Shorty: WOAAWWWWW YOU FART AH !!!!!
Me: HEHEHEHEHEE….
Shorty: FUCK LA DAMN SMELLY LAH!!!
Me: HAHAHAHAH
Shorty: Stop farting lah!
Me: How to stop?
Shorty: Go shit lah you… no manners…
Me: HAhahaha
Shorty: Kurang ajar….
Me: HAHAHAH!
5 minutes later…
Shorty: I STILL SMELL THE REMNANT FART IN THE CAR!!!
10 minutes later Shorty is playing with my car radio and changes the song…
Me: Excuse me…
Shorty: Ya ok wait wait I’m playing back….
Me: ….
Shorty: FUCK LAH YOU FART AGAIN AH!!!
Me: I said excuse me what! Cannot say I kurang ajar this time.
Shorty: I thought you were saying excuse me about the car radio.
Me: You jumped to that conclusion yourself.
Shorty: FUCK LAH!!!
#212
Me: I like having short hair. I think one day I want to shave my head bald.
Shorty: Then you better lose weight first.
#213
Shorty likes Mariah Carey’s Fantasy. One day in our study.
Shorty: *plays Mariah Carey’s Fantasy and does a stupid dance*
Me: HAHAHA… what kind of dance is that!
Shorty: HAHAHA
Me: Come do again, I take video of it.
Shorty: Dowan lah!
Me: Come come…
Shorty: *does dance again*
This is the result.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space