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Things Shorty & Fatty Say #208 & #209: Shorty Loves Stitch

#208

In the car one day…

Shorty: Wow Fats I can’t believe in a few months Fighter will be born and we’ll be parents.

Me: Yep.

Shorty: It’s so soon.

Me: Not soon enough for me. I’ve been waiting a long time for this.

Shorty: Not that long what. Few months only.

Me: No I have been waiting all my life to have a baby.

Shorty: Please lah… are you saying you wanted to have kids since you were 1 years old?

Me: Yes. When I was one years old I looked at myself in the mirror, masssaged my chin and went “Hmm… Imma have one of those one day”.

Shorty: HOW CAN!

#209

Shorty loves Stitch from Lilo & Stitch. The only thing she likes more than Stitch is nothing (haha geddit geddit?). So one day I found some Stitch stickers on Line. I decided to buy them and show them to Shorty. This is what happened.

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