#208
In the car one day…
Shorty: Wow Fats I can’t believe in a few months Fighter will be born and we’ll be parents.
Me: Yep.
Shorty: It’s so soon.
Me: Not soon enough for me. I’ve been waiting a long time for this.
Shorty: Not that long what. Few months only.
Me: No I have been waiting all my life to have a baby.
Shorty: Please lah… are you saying you wanted to have kids since you were 1 years old?
Me: Yes. When I was one years old I looked at myself in the mirror, masssaged my chin and went “Hmm… Imma have one of those one day”.
Shorty: HOW CAN!
#209
Shorty loves Stitch from Lilo & Stitch. The only thing she likes more than Stitch is nothing (haha geddit geddit?). So one day I found some Stitch stickers on Line. I decided to buy them and show them to Shorty. This is what happened.