#206
Walks into the study to see Shorty sitting like this one day.
Me: WAH SITTING LIKE A GANGSTER HUH THIS SHORTY!
Shorty: HEHEHEHE
#207
Last Friday Shorty came over to my office for a meeting. The meeting was at 1PM so she asked me for lunch…
Me: Your meeting 1PM how to go out for lunch like that?
Shorty: Eat around your office la!
Me: So uninspiring! I eat around my office every day! Friday I want to go out and eat something inspiring….
Shorty: What do you want to eat?
Me: I don’t know… yong tau foo, char siew fan… anything nicer than what I usually eat around my office.
Shorty: Eat tomorrow lah….
Me: Fine….
Shorty: So what you want to eat around the office?
Me: Pappa Rich lah….. the food there is nice.
Shorty: Ok.
Later while walking to Pappa Rich
Me: Haih… we could have been on the way out to eat something more inspiring *whines*… but nooo… just because you had to put a meeting at 1PM we got no time. Right smack in the middle of lunch time.
Shorty: Aiyo… still complaining huh this Fatty.
Me: I mean Pappa Rich is quite nice lah but I can eat it every other day!!! *continues whining*
While at Pappa Rich waiting for our food to come…
Shorty: Is that a….. COCKROACH!!!!!!
Me: What where?
Shorty: THERE!!!
Me: Aiyah it’s just a small one.
Shorty: KILL IT KILL IT !!!!
Me: Dowan lah… don’t want to dirty my hands. It’ll go away.
Shorty: KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT!!!!
Me: Fine la fine la! *takes tissue and squishes cockroach*
Shorty: It’s not dead yet.
Me: It’s dead lah.
Shorty: *comes over and hammers the tissue a few more times*
Me: It was already dead lah!
Shorty: Can never be too sure.
Me: SEE LA… Come here eat uninspiring lunch and have to kill my own cockroach!!! *complains*
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space