#196
While having Tong Pak Fu
Me: ALRIGHT! NOM NOM NOM
Shorty: This Fatty huh… going to get fat.
Me: What? It’s just ice.
Shorty: Look at all that sugar!
Me: *sings* A spoonful of sugar keeps the elephant away……
Shorty: What elephant? Helps the medicine go down lah! This Fatty ah… simply sing.
#197
Sister: Our friend got proposed to. But her reaction when she got proposed to was like… “Oh ok”.
Me: Well that’s better than someone else who got proposed to and then said “Real wan or not?”
Shorty: Well if you must know, that was the same reaction I had when I saw the pregnancy test.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space