#194
Earlier today.
Me: Come lets watch movie tonight.
Shorty: Ok! Great Gatsby!
Me: No lets watch Star Trek.
Shorty: Dowan lahh I hate Star Trek. Whenever I think of Star Trek I think of that old boring TV show where they sit in the control room. Damn boring.
Me: But the new Star Trek now is different….
Shorty: I don’t care!
Me: ….
Shorty: Great Gatsby lah!
Me: I feel like watching an action movie lah!
Shorty: Fine we watch Fast and Furious 6.
In the cinema that night watching Fast and Furious 6. The first scene where The Rock and Vin Diesel come on.
Shorty: Wait wait! Those two bald guys were different guys?
Me: Yep.
Shorty: Who is who now?
Me: Shh…
Shorty: They both look the same!
5 minutes later
Shorty: Feeling sleepy. I think imma try sleep. *rests head on my shoulder*
Towards the end of the movie when it looked like the movie ended but didn’t.
Shorty: HAR still got ah!! Faster end already!
#195
At home.
Me: Shorty Shorty come show you a funny video.
We watch the video together.
Shorty: Haha….
Me: Hahaha….
Shorty: Hahahahahaha
Me: Hahahahahahaha
Shorty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH
Shorty: AHHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA
Shorty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: *tears roll down* Ahh I’m crying… stop the video.
Shorty: HAhahahahahah… okok take a break.
30 seconds later…
Me: Okay lets go. *clicks play*
Shorty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
This was the video.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space