#191
In the car on the way to a comedy show. I’m checking some emails on my phone.
Shorty: So who are we meeting for the comedy show later again?
Me: My friend Robin.
Shorty: Robin?
Me: Yeah.
Shorty: So is he bringing Batman?
Me: No he’s bringing his wife I think.
Shorty: ….
Me: *continues typing on phone*
Shorty: Why you never pay attention to me when I talk!
Me: What what? I am!
Shorty: What did I say?
Me: You asked if he’s bringing Batman.
Shorty: Then why your answer so serious? Why you never laugh?
Me: Aiyer aiyer this Shorty people answer serious and not laugh also angry huh.
Shorty: HMPH.
#192
Walking around Publika
Me: Oh this Shorty back to not wearing heels!!! So Short hahaha!
Shorty: What what?
Me: Good… just how I like my Shorty. Short.
Shorty: I thought you like tall girls with long legs.
Me: Yes but I married a Shorty. So I expect her to be short. Your past weeks wearing heels is just misrepresentation. *hugs and ruffles head*.
Shorty: Arhhhhh…
Me: Haha you know every time I look to my side I see the top of your head.
Shorty: Hey!
Me: HAHAHAH I take picture and show you.
Shorty: HEY!
Me: HAHAHA it’s so funny. From now on I’m going to start an Instagram hashtag for photos that I take with you on my side. It’ll show just the top of your head. I’ll call it #WithShorty
Shorty: HEY!
#193
Shorty is eating bread with peanut butter for breakfast
Shorty: Ahh I’m too full. Can’t finish this. You want?
Me: WHAT?!?! You eat until like that then want to give me eat?
Shorty: Uhh… hehehe….
Me: Fine I’ll take it *puts in mouth*
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space