#188
While walking in Paris, Shorty was constantly complaining about having to walk so much in the cold. Anyway in one particular instance.
Me: *looks at maps on my phone*
Me: Ok Shorts… I’ve got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?
Shorty: The bad news.
Me: The bad news is that we got another 1.4 KM to walk.
Shorty: WHAT?! SHIT!!! What’s the good news?
Me: That I’ll be here walking with you *smiles*
Shorty: FUCK LAR!!!
#189
Because of the cold, Shorty ended up borrowing my sweater most of the time and using it like this.
She also tended to drop it every now and then on the streets of Paris. The thing about Paris is that some parts of the streets often smell like dried pee. The first time Shorty dropped my sweater on the floor.
Shorty: OOPSS Shit… *frantically picks up sweater and acts like nothing happened*
Me: I saw that.
Shorty: HEHEHEE
The second time it happened.
Shorty: Oops…
Me: THIS SHORT PERSON HUH ALWAYS DROPPING MY SWEATER. Damn dirty di!
Shorty: Sorry sorry… won’t happen again.
When it happened again.
Shorty: Ah crap…
Me: FUCK LAR!!! MY SWEATER NOW ALL SURE COVERED IN DRY PEE LIKE THAT.
#190
In the plane on the way back from London to KL
Me: Shorts… ok in order for us to cope with the jet lag better, we must not sleep too much.
Shorty: Actually can sleep. Just sleep for a few hours then must wake up. So when we reach KL at 5.30PM we just need to stay up a few more hours then can go sleep.
Me: Ok sounds like a plan!
8 hours later
Me: *wakes up* FUCKKK I SLEPT FOR 8 hours!!!!
Shorty: HAHA!!!
Me: You also right?
Shorty: No I watched another movie after you went to bed.
Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat. Shit… looks like tonight when you’re sleeping soundly I’m going to be like this. *Shows expression with wide open eyes*.
Shorty: HAHA… suckerrrr…
Shortly after a short meal, Shorty falls asleep. When she wakes up later.
Me: HAHAHAHA… YOU FELL ASLEEP FOR ANOTHER 2 HOURS! We’re even now! BWAHAHA
Shorty: DAMMITT!!!!!!
Fast forward some 12 hours later. It’s 5AM in the morning and I’m at my computer blogging this entry out. I didn’t sleep all night. Shorty on the other hand is sleeping like a log. *sigh*. Shall go back to bed and try to sleep again now.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space