#185
At a market called Borough Market in London.
Shorty: Shit I need to pee need to pee need to pee.
Me: Okok lets go find a toilet.
5 minutes later
Shorty: Where’s the toilet???
Me: I don’t know. Maybe there.
Shorty: ARRGGGHH!!!
Me: OK I SEE IT! It’s over there!
Shorty: YES!
Me: *sings* WEEEE are the CHAMPIONS….. ”
Shorty: Ohhhh.. witty huh this Fat one.
Me: What? Huh? Ohh… yah yah….
Shorty: You didn’t actually mean to say “Wee” as in go to toilet “Wee” when you sang the song did you?
Me: No I did… yes I did.
Shorty: No you didn’t…. not very witty after all huh this Fatty.
#186
Walking on the streets of London.
Shorty: *humming some song*
Me: *hums do the Hustle*
Shorty: What song is that?
Me: Err…
Shorty: Party Rock..?
Me: No… it’s called Do the Hustle. *hums song loudly and dances*
#187
We’re looking at baby clothes when Shorty sees this really cute skirt.
Shorty: Haih Fighter… why can’t you be asexual.
Me: Hey! Don’t say that about Fighter. I would rather he have a sex than no sex.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space