#183
Walking around London again in the cold. Shorty is all bundled up.
Me: Oh shit I think we’re walking in the wrong direction.
Shorty: WHAT? SHIT LARRRRR
Me: Yeah its back there *turns back*
Shorty: FUCK LAHH!!!
Me: Look at this Shorty. So vulgar acting like mafia. Other small girls try to look cute and sweet or elegant even but this one act like gangster huh!
Shorty: Hehehehe.
#184
Having breakfast one day
Me: Shorty I think we need to talk.
Shorty: What what?
Me: It’s about something really disgusting that you do.
Shorty: What what?
Me: Every night when you get out of bed to go to the toilet, I hear you pee, the wipe yourself up and then flush. But I don’t hear you wash your hands. Then you come back to bed and then with that same hand you used to wipe yourself you hold my hand.
Shorty: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Me: And then when I wake up in the morning I use that same hand and rub my eyes or touch my nose. It’s no wonder I get a stye so often. Wahlau wash your hands lah!
Shorty: Too sleepy to care about washing hands.
Me: It takes you 5 seconds!
Shorty: 5 seconds in the middle of the night is a long time.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space