#181
We’re walking down Champs Elysee in Paris when Shorty spots a McDs and insists on buying some nuggets. Once we walk in:
Shorty: AHHH such a long queue!!!!!
Me: Oh well.
Shorty: HEY What’s that!
Me: Self-order machine.
Shorty: OOH OOH I WANNA PRESS. *orders nuggets and pays with credit card*.
There is no queue at the pick-up point for self-order. So five minutes later we walk out with a bag of nuggets in Shorty’s hand.
Shorty: Dunno why not more people use the self-order machine…. SUCKERS!!! HAHAHA.
#182
Having tea with Shorty at a cafe in Paris. I ordered macaroons, a pastry and shared a pot of green tea with Shorty.
Me: *finishes cup of tea and pours more from the pot*
Shorty: *watches intently*
3 minutes later
Me: *finishes 2nd cup of tea and pours more from pot*
Shorty: HEY!
Me: What?
Shorty: Why you drink so much!!!
Me: Thirsty.
3 minutes later.
Me: *finishes 3rd cup of tea and pours more again*
Shorty: HEY!!! DON’T DRINK ALL THE TEA!!!
Me: Oh sorry I think I just had the last cup of tea.
Shorty: WHAT!!!
Shorty then picks up my cup of tea, and empties it into her cup.
Me: What the hell?
Shorty: *scoops up a teaspoon of tea from her cup and throws it back into my empty cup*
Me: *drinks the teaspoon of tea I have left*
Shorty: HAHAHA
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space