#167
Saw this Dove commercial.
So I shared it with Shorty over Twitter.
In the car later that day.
Me: So you saw the Dove commercial I shared with you right?
Shorty: Ya.
Me: You replied me so fast on Twitter, I don’t know whether you even watched it or not.
Shorty: I did la!
Me: Hehe… so according to the commercial… I look better than I think I do.
Shorty: ….
Me: So I’m actually quite good looking then…. right?
Shorty: Aiyo aiyo this Fatty…. fishing for compliments is it?
Me: *pouts* No…
Shorty: Ok la ok la you are very handsome ok?
Me: You say only… you don’t really mean it.
Shorty: No la really la.. you very handsome mah!
Me: And skinny… *pouts again*
Shorty: And skinny also…
Me: Yay!
#168
Shorty comes home so I hide lying down next to the bed.
Shorty: *walks over straight to me* Bad news Fatty.
Me: What?
Shorty: You’re too fat to hide. I could see you the minute I walked in.
Me: Dammit!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space