#165
So just last week Shorty dropped her phone on the road and her screen cracked. It cost RM850 to get it fixed. When she brought it home I was taking a look at it…
Me: What’s this? Why is the glass so thick now?
Shorty: I bought this anti-shatter protector so that if I drop it, the glass won’t shatter. *gives a stupid face*
Me: HAHAH WHAT’S WITH THE STUPID FACE! WAIT I WANT TAKE PICTURE OF THIS STUPID FACE.
Me: HAHAHA SO UGLY THIS FACE.
Shorty: Hhehehe
Me: Ohh other people buy screen protector, you buy some sort of bulletproof glass huh. What about a phone cover to protect the sides?
Shorty: Ohh yeah *digs into some boxes of upcoming Foruchizu stock and pulls out a casing*
Me: What kind of phone casing is that? Looks like a furball.
#166
About ten minutes later I’m watching this video on YouTube.
Me: Eh Shorty come see this video.
Shorty: Oh this video. I saw already. He made it through but the girl got rejected right?
Me: -______________-
Shorty: OH you haven’t watched yet? Sorry sorry… HAHAHAHA look at that face! Come take picture of that face!
Me: *looks at picture* FUCKING UGLY LAH!!!
Shorty: HAHAHAHA… just now you take ugly picture of me also!
Me: Fine!
We watched the rest of the video.
Me: So the girl didn’t get rejected what!
Shorty: Ohh ya I guess I remembered wrongly. SURPRISE!!!
I’m going to end up with a nice picture of Shorty and I to make up for all the ugliness you had to endure in this post.
I apologize for that.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space