#161
Over dinner yesterday
Shorty: My baby bump is missing today.
Me: No what… when you eat then it grows bigger but when your stomach is empty cannot find wan right?
Shorty: No it’s gone today. Out for lunch.
Later that night
Me: How? Your baby bump still gone?
Shorty: Yah
Me: Let me see… *feels Shorty’s tummy*
Me: Who said gone? Can see and feel it. It’s beautiful.
Shorty: Heh heh really?
Me: Yah… *walks back to my computer*
Shorty: *walks over like a penguin* wants more praise….
Me: Your baby bump is beautiful. It’s our kid!
Shorty: Hehe…
#162
Shorty and me recently watched Dumb and Dumber again. This is one of our favourite scenes…
Many times in the following days, this would happen between Shorty and me.
Shorty: MOCK….
Me: ….
Shorty: *nudges*
Me: Oh ING….
Shorty: Nuuu!!! You say “yeah”.
Me: Okok…
Shorty: Mock…
Me: Yeah…
Shorty: ING
Me: Yeah…
Shorty: BIRRDDD
Me: Yeahh….
Shorty: Yeahh…
Me: Yeahhh
Both: MOCKINGBIRD DON’T EVERYBODY HAVE U HEARD… SHE GONNA BUYYYY ME A MOCKINGBIRD!!! \
#163
Watching Millionaire Matchmaker on TV. A scene where this Millionaire serenaded his date.
Me: I also got serenade you!
Shorty: Where got?
Me: MOCK…..
Shorty: HAHAHA that one is not you serenade.. its we sing…..
Me: ING….
Shorty: Hey you forgot the YEAH!
Me: YEAH… MOCKINGBIRD DON’T EVERYBODY KNOW… SHE GONNA BUYYY ME A MOCKINGBIRDDD!!
#164
Shorty is semi-sleeping in bed…
Me: The Shorty is a narcoleptic creature that requires more sleep than many other creatures on this planet….
Shorty: *grumbles*
Me: The Shorty is the most hostile to outsiders when it’s trying to sleep. Often attempts to disturb it at that point will be met with an “OI!!”… or “MMMM!!!!”…
Shorty: Hehe… go on go on…
Me: However once the Shorty falls into deep sleep, no sound will be loud enough to wake it up.
Shorty: Some more?
Me: This is Timothy Tiah for National Geographic. Catch us next week for our next episode of “The World’s Weirdest Creatures”.
Shorty: HEY!!!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space