#158
Shorty has this pink luggage bag that she got me to buy for her some years ago. It’s pink with white polkadots. At first I thought it was a cute bag to buy for her, but I later began to regret buying her that bag. Why?
Some time after we bought the bag. We were rolling our luggage bags on the outside LCCT pathway to the planes.
Shorty: *pant pant*
Me: What are you doing?
Shorty: What ? What?
Me: Why are you carrying your bag? It has wheels. Roll it lah!
Shorty: I don’t want to spoil the wheels.
Me: IT’S MADE TO ROLL!
Shorty: Dowan.
Me: Fine…
Shorty: *pant pant* I can’t take it….. too heavy…
Me: FINE LA GIMME THAT BAG. *carries that bag for the rest of the journey*
Just a few days ago at the airport.
Me: Ok lets go check-in our bags.
Shorty: Huh? Check in ah? I don’t want to check-in my bag.
Me: Well I’m going to check-in my bag so you might as well.
Shorty: It’s ok I think I hand-carry.
Me: You have liquids in there right?
Shorty: Dammit…
At the check-in counter.
Shorty: Hi, can you put fragile sticker on my bag?
Check-in staff: Sure. What’s in the bag?
Shorty: *mumbles* lass
Check-in staff: Ohh ok.
Me: What’s in the bag?
Shorty: Nothing nothing.
Me: What what?
Shorty: Uhmm… glass….
Me: You don’t really have glass in the bag do you?
Shorty: SHH SHH!
So the airline staff ended up putting on a fragile sticker on it.
#159
While getting off the plane
Me: Wah this Shorty?
Shorty: What what?
Me: Can stand up straight from the seat without having to bend down a little huh?
Shorty: HAHAHA…
#160
While walking around my room, Shorty comes and suddenly hugs me with the top of her head right under my chin.
Me: What what?
Shorty: I love you Fatty…
Me: Why suddenly?
Shorty: No la.. just feel very lucky to have married you. You’re always there for me.
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space