#146
Shopping at Giant when Shorty comes across these Hello Kitty hand soap dispensers.
Shorty: OOH!
Me: Haih ok fine… if you want to buy go ahead. We can afford little luxuries like that…
Shorty: OH OK!!! *grabs one and puts in the basket*
Me: WAH really taking it literally huh this girl! Didn’t even hesitate buying this huh.
Shorty: What! You say can mah…
Me: Fine fine…. Oh there’s actually soap inside already.
Shorty: Yah… see? Useful!
#147
Shorty: HAHAHAHA FATTY FATTY!!! Come I tell you this funny joke I read on Reddit.
Me: Ok what?
Shorty: So this is a thread about the most “I’m totally fucked” moment you’ve ever had. And this guy’s story is that he was at the US/Canadian border and he needed to take a crap…
Me: Oh there we go… another shit joke… I kinda saw this coming…
Shorty: Nonono… it’s not what happened to him that’s funny. But basically at the end of the story he said he managed to make it to the toilet and he said “Alas I managed to unleash the demon in me into its watery grave.” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Me: Oh…
Shorty: Then someone replied “Alas? Maybe he actually wanted to shit his pants”. HAAHAHAHAH!!!
Me: Oh… uhh hahaha…
Shorty: Not funny meh?
Me: What’s so funny? Alas just means “at last” right?
Shorty: HAHAHAHAA MY POOR STUPID FATTY *ruffles my hair*…. No wonder you didn’t get the joke. “Alas” means “too bad”.
Me: Oh… I knew that…
Shorty: HAHAHAH sure lah!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space