#144
During a family dinner
Me: *looks at Shorty’s bag* What is this on your handbag! Why do you still have this Eva Air baggage tag on your handbag?
Shorty: Hehe got Hello Kitty mah….
Me: Take it off la!
#145
Shorty: Fatty did you realize that you woke up last night and started saying things?
Me: Huh? No.. what did I do?
Shorty: You were speaking in your sleep then you suddenly woke up and sat up and then went “Go on?!”… and then you looked around then you went back to sleep.
Me: Oh… do you know what I dreamed of last night?
Shorty: No what.
Me: I dreamed that you went to hold another guy’s hand. So what I was probably mumbling in my sleep was “BITCH!!!”.
Shorty: HAHAHA!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space