#138
Some time ago
Me: *shouts* SHORTY!!!
Shorty: *comes running* What ? What?
Me: Why you always leave your clothes around. It looks as if you disappeared into thin air.
Shorty: Oh hehehe…
Me: PICK IT UP!
Just recently…
Me: *walking to the bathroom and I come across this*
Me: *shouts* SHORTY!
Shorty: *comes running* What what?
Me: What is this? Why is there a great wall of your stuff blocking my way to the bathroom?
Shorty: Oh hehehhe
Me: Am I supposed to pay toll?
Shorty: Hehehe
Me: Clear it!!!
Shorty: But but but…. I put so much work into building….
Me: CLEAR IT!!!
#139
In our study. Shorty is at her side of the room on her computer and I’m on mine.
Shorty: Ooohh after we resized our new pics, our Foruchizu site so nice!
Me: Oh ok I check it out.
Shorty: You wanna come see or not?
Me: I’m loading from my side.
Shorty: *darts over*
Me: *sees Foruchizu’s new site* HAHA THIS STUPID SHORTY… SO FUNNY!
Shorty: What what?
Me: HAHA you just look cute la on that picture in front. I thought you said you don’t want to put your face on the website.
Shorty: Not to model but just on the front. Now click on the clothes link.
Me: Hmm… that model looks familiar…. like someone I know.
Shorty: Bobo…
Me: I know la. It’s nice. I’m proud of you Shorty * ruffles Shorty’s hair and hugs her*
#140
After some drinks with friends one day…
Me: You know I kinda enjoy listening to my friend’s single life and setting him up with girls. I feel like I’m living vicariously through him.
Shorty: Yah yah… I feel the same too. When I talk to Angela also and listen to how she’s enjoying her single life, it’s like I’m living vicariously through her too.
Me: *puts arm around Shorty’s shoulder* You know… even after reliving the fun single people have meeting someone new and dating… I still feel like I married the best girl out there.
Shorty: Hahaha… I feel like I married the best guy too *rubs Fatty’s tummy*
Carries on walking down a long corridor…
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space