#130
Going to a fashion event that night
Me: Ok I’m ready.
Shorty: You’re going in that?
Me: Ya why?
Shorty: You’re going in a t-shirt? Wear a proper shirt la!
Me: I don’t like wearing shirts!
Shorty: *stares*
Me: Bahh fine.
Later at the event…
Me: Look how well dressed everyone here is. Phewww lucky I wore a shirt.
Me: Everyone here so high-class Shorty. I feel so out of place. Don’t think we belong here.
Shorty: Ya haha.
#131
Me: Shorty, check out my replies to my Instagram comments about your outfit.
Shorty: HOhhh… Funny huh…
#132
During the fashion show catwalk
Shorty: That girl looks like Avatar.
Me: Yeah supposed to be art-sy I guess.
Shorty: She must be thinking to herself “Fuck lar everyone else gets to wear normal clothes!!!”
Me: AHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!
#133
After the fashion show ends
Me: Ok Shorty lets make like a hockey player and GET THE PUCK OUTTA HERE!!!
Shorty: HOhhhh!! Use my joke huh…
Me: HAHAHA. *turns to Ringo* Yo Ringo… lets make like a hockey player and get the puck outta here!!
Ringo: ….
Shorty: Eh tell people where you got the joke from.
Me: No need… my joke now. Haha!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space