#119
Playing computer games in my study late some time after dinner.
Shorty: *shouts from the distant bathroom* FATTY!
Me: YEAH??
Shorty: HAVE YOU SHOWERED??
Me: NOT YET!!
Shorty: BETTER SHOWER NOW. NO WATER!!!!
Me: *dashes over to the shower while undressing in one single magical motion*
5 minutes later
Me: *comes out of shower wet* No water eh?
Shorty: Haha … really wan…
Me: So.. what did you do? Was taking a shower when you wondered to yourself: “Hmm… if I told Fatty that we have no water supply. How long will it take for him to get to the shower. (A) 10 seconds? (B) 20 Seconds or (C) 30 Seconds?
Shorty: It was “A” by the way. HAHA suddenly saw one naked man running past me.
Me: Ohh… so trick your husband huh for your own entertainment huh?
Shorty: NOO it wasn’t a trick. Really no water… like the water pressure getting less and less.
Me: Oh really?
Shorty: Ya really.
Me: Then how do you explain… THE ABUNDANCE OF WATER I JUST HAD IN MY SHOWER!!!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space