Ok before I start I want to tell you guys about a new favorite secret restaurant that Shorty and I have been going to. It’s called Osteria Realblue and its in Solaris Dutamas (next to Publika). It’s by an Italian with a Malaysian wife and they specialize in home made pasta. It’s one of these places that’s awesome but because it’s hidden nobody knows about it. I went for lunch there today and it was totally empty. It occurred to me that if I didn’t blog about them to support them they might shut down or something so if you want to try something different, check out Osteria Realblue.
My favorite dish is the Crespella with Truffles.
Ok on to today’s Things Shorty & Fatty Say…
#111
Walks into the room topless.
Shorty: Wah this Fatty so fat!
Me: …
Shorty: I wonder how this stomach got so big. Did your organs grow?
Me: Ohhh funny girl huh. What did you do? Think about this joke this morning when I was at work then waited all day before you used it on me?
Shorty: No no… it was a spur of the moment thing. Hahaha!
#112
Walking in Pavilion to meet Shorty so we can go home together. I’m walking really quick because I need to go to the toilet bad. Standing on the escalator I let out a silent fart. I then hear some high heeled steps climbing right behind me and see Shorty giving me a big smile as to say hello.
Me: Oh… found me then quietly sneaking behind me huh.
Shorty: Hehe… *pauses… sniffs sniffs* Fuk larr you fart again ahh…
Me: Hehehehe…
Shorty: *shouts* WHAT IS THAT SMELL?!?!?!?!?!
Everyone on the escalator turns to look at us.
Me: *face turns red*
Shorty: *pinches her nose shut and smiles at me*
Me: *grabs Shorty and whispers*Ohh… like that la… call me out and embarrass me in public.
Shorty: HAHAH who ask you fart!
Me: I was just here alone minding my own business and then you came along into my cloud of fart. Not my fault!
Shorty: Still… Kempen Sopan Santun (Common Courtesy Campaign). Must call rude farters out in public!
Me: Ohhh use Kempen Sopan Santun on me la! The women in front now looking at me one kind.
Shorty: You should’ve thought about that before you farted.
Me: Can’t help it what… people fart!
Timothy Tiah – Co-Founder of Colony, Kuala Lumpur Co-Working Space